//store the quotations in arrays 

//Quotes

quotes = new Array(14);
authors = new Array(14);
quotes[0] = "Well sticks and stones can break your bones, but a 12 gauge sawed off will blow your fucking head off.";
authors[0] = "Wednesday 13 - No Rabbit in the Hat";
quotes[1] = "Fuck Tipper Gore";
authors[1] = "Ivan Moody, Five Finger Death Punch - Autograph Signing";
quotes[2] = "No one named Jesus actually harmed int he writing of this CD";
authors[2] = "KD, Fist of the North Star - Interview";
quotes[3] = "You cannot kill what you did not create";
authors[3] = "Slipknot - Duality";
quotes[4] = "In the end, we're just chalk lines on the concrete, drawn just to be washed away";
authors[4] = "Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough";
quotes[5] = "I'd rather hate you for everything you are, than ever love you for something that you are not";
authors[5] = "Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough";
quotes[6] = "Do you serve a purpose or purposely serve?";
authors[6] = "Stone Sour - Omega";
quotes[7] = "Fuck formula! Fuck the norm!";
authors[7] = "Joey Jordison - talking about the Murderdolls";
quotes[8] = "I said the flood water's risin', you without a paddle. Betcha can't find me I'm movin' in the shadows. If you're gonna pray you better pray in the light, cuz the Devi's commin' back home tonight";
authors[8] = "Shaman's Harvest - Devil's Gift";
quotes[9] = "Golf is for pussies";
authors[9] = "Interview with Paavo Lötjönen of Apocolyptica";
quotes[10] = "Without music, life would be a mistake";
authors[10] = "Brent Smith, Carnival of Madness, 2010";
quotes[11] = "Fuck the silver, let's go straight for the gold";
authors[11] = "Shinedown - Cyanide Sweet Tooth";
quotes[12] = "I know this may hurt, but I promise you that I won't do anything that I wouldn't do to my mother";
authors[12] = "Muderdolls - Pieces of You";
quotes[13] = "God, when he made people he would use OEM parts, but since the cost of people started going up he had to reduce cost. Therefore he had to switch to Chinese parts, which caused the people to not function right, which led to a downgraded in quality in the people department. So therefore, we have stupid people in this world now, because God is a cheap bastard.";
authors[13] = "Miranda on why there are so many retarded people in the world";



//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("<DL>\n");
document.write("<DT>" + "\"" + quotes[index] + "\"\n");
document.write("<DD>" + "-- " + authors[index] + "\n");
document.write("</DL>\n");

//done